I want companionship but I hate people
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
- What I want to see in Iron Man 3: Steve Rogers
- What I want to see in Captain America 2: Tony Stark
- me, watching the first episode of Teen Wolf: Wow, this is so bad I can't even.
- An hour later: It wasn't that bad.
- Two hours later: It was actually the funny kind of bad.
- Three hours later: Let's watch the next episode.
i was laughing really hard at this gif but then i got sad
because i realized that this is a perfect metaphor for my life
i am spiderman
everyone else is that other dude
- Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
- Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
- Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
- Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
- Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
- Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
- Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
- Asexuals: lol nope
When even the guy you’re fighting has to remind you to look away from your boyfriend, you know you’ve got it bad.